If you don't have a sense of humor, don't care about language and how it changes, and don't swear, forget this post and move on.
Really, right now, click away.
But if any or all of that applies to you check out "OMFG! Sweary Abbreviations FTFW!" by Stan Carey.
My friend Wendy sent the link to me because she knows I am apt to use as many Fs as necessary when I get going on a topic.
I belong to what Dick and I call the "Melanie Griffith School of Swearing"* and employ tmesis whenever possible. But now, thanks to Wendy and Stan Carey I have a whole new outlet.
*Based on an interview we once heard her and a co-star give, where she employed tmesis exactly as I do and the co-star mimicked her in an even more exaggerated fashion. Actually when I really get going Dick reminds me, using tmesis, who I'm not. (WITFO)