My friend Linda used an app called "elf-yourself" to "turn" me into an elf. (That's what happens when she sends you a text about a new app and you don't reply immediately.)
I know you'll see hundreds of thousands of these pop up on the internet. And if you do and you already know what the app is and does, you can spare yourself and not look.
But here's the thing: Linda sent the video she'd made to me in an email. I watched it and couldn't stop laughing.
This is actually how I behave at home (yes I have a copier at in my home office). It's freaky-weird for me to watch this because it's as if someone snuck in and video taped me.
I've been looking for a way to show you all what I'm really like (when I'm not being a cold, hard, bitch) and this is the truest picture of me I've ever seen. So take a look. And if the embedded video doesn't work see it on YouTube here.
If you are interested in the app Linda used to expose my elf-ness you can find Elf-Yourself here.